FAO Peawapp

Saw an episode of Poirot recently and was reminded of you.

One mon had a pop at the dapper little chappie and berated him for talking in the third person.

Our hero replied that he did this to distance himself from the genius of Poirot.


Have you a similar excuse.?

Sir Bob as never seen an episode of pwawoe

Peawapp walks like this in Blackpool

Sir Bob saw that on breakfast TV tooo

Too bloody true mache especially anywhere near the Glenmere in Gynn Avenue

Build it and they will come.

Mester Dustaf used to like the penny slots in Blackpool.

Prostitutes only charged a penny, Mester?

Anyone doing the one about the prostitute with the new hat at the Gasworks club?

No, But I'm willing to hear it.

At the start of the encounter, she keeps going on about her new hat. "Do you like me new hat etc.."

Eventually they were round the back of the club and there was an explosion.

At the dust settled, she screamed out:

"ME HAT, ME HAT, WHERES ME LOVELY NEW HAT?"


To which your man replied:

"NEVER MIND YOUR HAT, WHERES YOUR..............................................................

Where's her what?

Similar.

He then added

"Because me wotsit's still...........


Terrible things them explosions.

Could you elaborate a tad, Mester, me minds rather confused.

Sod off, you've tried that on before. Acting daft when you knew all along.




He was missing a bit.

"Acting daft" there's no acting about it.

You set me up once before.

Took advantage of my good nature.

I could have been busted.

But I think my explanation was just subtle enough.

I like to chance my hand now and again.

Me wrists are not what they used to be though.

I'll les 'Spot' show you my post yesterday about bending iron bars.

Hey, Mester.

I learned some knowledge earlier. (Ian Lavender talking about The Navy Lark)

Did you know John Pertwee had a narrow escape on HMS Hood?

He recalled: ‘I was on HMS Hood and I got called to the captain’s cabin. I was told I had passed the captain’s test and I was now a fully fledged officer cadet. I had 20 minutes to pack before being transferred back to Pompey barracks for training.


‘It saved my life. Of the 1,418 crew, only three survived.’

Here


Ian Lavender Presented This

Yes I had read about that before. Luck is a funny thing.

Can't tell you nowt, can I?

Indeed it is a funny thing, Mester.

I think I found it after looking up something about his son some time ago. Sorry!

Don't apologise for possessing knowledge, Mester.

Just don't brag about it too much.

Posted by: dustaf (42348) Report abuse


You set me up once before.

Took advantage of my good nature.

I could have been busted.

But I think my explanation was just subtle enough.


Replied: 9th Nov 2013 at 16:18



By a strange coincidence, it's just cropped up on an unrelated matter.



Posted by: joseph 1 (21458) Report abuse


LOL I know I was just wondering if you would tell it!


Replied: 9th Nov 2009 at 22:34

Here

HAHA! The things that come back to bite you, eh.

We did agree luck was a funny thing, earler. ^^^^^^

We did.

I'm sure there are other instances where you coaxed filth out of me.

But that was a lovely surprise find.